please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I had to cum in my sink.
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