she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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