matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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