He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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