you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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