Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We had sex on a dog bed..
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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