...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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