Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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