Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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