What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
