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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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