ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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