Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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