This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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