yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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