But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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