So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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