You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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