Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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