Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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