I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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