And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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