plz talk dirty to me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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