If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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