do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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