Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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