Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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