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Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He felt like a one man threesome
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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