This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
