So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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