I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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