i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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