jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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