why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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