I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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