i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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