it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
