I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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