Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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