Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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