I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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