who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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