More tranny stories later!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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