I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
