Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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