I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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