The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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