what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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