STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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