I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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