1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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