I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I stole a fireplace last night.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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