will power is for people who don't want to get laid
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
