not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
