Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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