believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
so much tequila, so little girl.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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