also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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