That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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