I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
